February 2012
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sufferingpariah:
adam sandler is tumblr user cutiescream and is just trying to promote his movie.
we’ve all played into his hand.
you win this round, sandler
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sazandodile:
Blame Fluffywhite for this
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sufferingpariah:
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Kanye West Shops for Toilet Paper
rapindustryfanfiction:
Kanye pushed his cart down the household essentials aisle of Target. He had already gotten hummus and pita chips and a bag of frozen shrimp, and all he needed now was a pack of toilet paper. There was nothing Kanye hated more than going to the restroom and there not being enough toilet paper. He had long considered getting a bidet, but he wasn’t sure how he felt about...
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Kanye Deals with Rejection
rapindustryfanfiction:
Kanye stares down at his cell phone. He’s been waiting for a call, for a text, for anything, but it’s been hours since it’s vibrated. He knows he should sleep—it’s late, and he has the fundraiser to attend tomorrow—but he can’t. Not until he gets an answer from George.
They haven’t seen each other in days. Kanye can still remember waking up in his arms. He can still...
huskyboys:
6969420rip-me4206969:
naughtyformore:
REMEMBER TEGAKI MESSENGER
tegaki messenger was so good why did we stop using it
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wecansexy:
giggle-pie:
Recordings by NASA,...
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btw that bird chocolate fountain thing is...
fiztheancient:
before you all scream animal abuse/neglect and then realize you just laughed at something from an adam sandler movie and commit seppuku
also i like how firefox tries to correct ‘seppuku’ into ‘Giuseppe’
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